I mentioned a few weeks that I was a bad vegetarian because I would sometimes steal other’s chicken from the fridge because I liked committing the perfect crime.

Well, I flew to Italy a few days ago and I’ve been a REALLY bad vegetarian since then. Since I can’t really read menus, I just point randmonly or let other people choose for me. I’ve eaten beef at almost every meal since. But even in this meat-eating-period of my life, I want to call myself a vegetarian!

Why?

Well, I’ve noticed that most of the girls I like most (smart, politically conscious, sensative, thin) are vegetarians or vegans. I’ve also heard that vegetarians “taste” better.

Some are vegetarins for the health, the ethical reasons, or cause they don’t like eating cute things. I am a vegetarian for the sex.