I got a cold. I need a pizza scraper for my throat.. something is stuck there and I can’t cough it out.

I went to see a movie and spent three hours sitting on a seat that is just like a seat in an airplane. I’m spending ten more hours on a real airplane seat tomorrow.. not very happy.

Last week, I ate tons of blueberries. I had lots of blueberries skins between my teeth and Yumcax was laughing at me. So, I asked him if he had any “floth”. He laughed, so I said, “fine. do you have any fRoth?” He didn’t tease me any more, so I was like “HA! I win.”

But the fact was that I went one step away from the actual word. I wonder if Yumcax was grinning like a clown in his mind when I said froth..

If I ever become super famous, I don’t want the Japanese government to put my face on bills. I don’t want people to describe me as somebody who’s related to money. Plus, you can make funny faces with anybody’s faces on bills. Here’s how you do it:
1. You draw a line that connects the center of one eye and the end of lips on the same side as that eye. You do it for both eyes and fold along the lines.
2. Look at the person from either one of the longer sides of the bill.

See?

I had a durian milk shake last night. It was pretty tasty except the aftertaste wasn’t so good.. especially when I burped.

I’m a pretty competitive person.

Here in the US, people say “bless you” when somebody sneezes. For some unknown reason, this doesn’t happen to me too often. It makes me feel bad NOT because I want to be blessed every time I sneeze but rather because I feel like I’m losing in a ‘who gets more blessings’ game. In my biochem class, I got 0 blessing.. I don’t understand why I’m so bad at this game. Maybe I sneeze too manly..

I went to a glassware store. Everthing in that store was very expensive and very fragile. I can’t stay in that kind of store for more than 5 minutes because I get so agitated for some reason that I would start smashing everything around me. In fact, my hands started shaking after I spent 5 mins in that store..

I don’t like diamond commercials. They usually show how guys are supposed to express the intensity of their love by giving big diamond rings and such and I don’t like that. That’s what guys do to ho ho hos, not to lovers.

When I was little, I thought that the batman sign was the inside of somebody’s mouth (the batman’s head being the uvula etc…)

I’m not too attracted to batman, superman, spiderman or X men kinds of men. I just think about how they change in and out of their costumes.. not cool at all.

I had a test on Baroque music. I had NO idea how to answer any of the questions. I’m not going to listen to any music by Haydn ever again! Or at least until I graduate..

I heard that there is a new kind of sake that doesn’t have any alcohol in it.. I’m not sure how it works but the news reporter said that it still tasted like sake. So, I guess this doesn’t really appeal to me… I suppose it’s good for the Japanese toddlers who have to drink sake on New Year’s day.

When I was in high school back in Japan, some people’s stuff were being stolen from their lockers for a while. Of course, those “lockers” didn’t have any locks on them, so what the teachers decided to do was to tape the doors of all the lockers every day after we put stuff in. Yeah, like that’d keep the theif away from our lockers! My school had tons of damn teachers..

Turtle juice is supposed to be a very good medicine in the “oriental” countries. I’m kinda against it though. First, turtles are nice. We talk about life all the time and they listen to me well. Secondly, they’re so slow! It’s not fair for us to catch and kill them AND drink their meaty juice.. pretty cruel.

I forgot to write a blog today (yesterday now)! Makes me sad..

Tales of Genji is all about who made out with who. It’s sort of like an authentic version of soap opera. I wonder how the guys kept romantic mood while they tried to remove 12 layer princess kimono. They probably had to keep improvising waka (it’s a poem style.. like a longer haiku). It must have been pretty sucky for the girls when the guys made some bad poems because they couldn’t have run away if the guys had taken off 11 layers by then..

The squirrels on my campus are having serious skin diseases. I’m worried about them… I should knit sweaters for the squirrels with bald patches. It’s just too cold to be running around naked.

Strangely enough though, some students here love to run naked around this time of the year..

When I was 6 or 7, I didn’t like shiitake very much. One day, I got this really high fever and had a nightmare. I was standing in the playground at my elementary school. It was raining hard and thundering loud too. Then, this huge shiitake dude showed up and tried to attack me. I fought back with my stuffed animals (which later got bigger and tried to attack me too…) and I won. When I woke up, my fever was gone, and since then, I’ve been able to enjoy eating shiitake.

Yumcax, please correct your pronounciation for shiitake. Your way of saying shiitake is both grammatically and morally wrong.

This is my 100th blog entry. I wanna talk about something special.

I’d like to improve the quality of my fat. Right now, the value of my fat is probably 1 yen or less per 100g. I wouldn’t make much money if I were a cow.
So, I went to Matsuzaka beef web sites to see how the cows keep their high quality fat. The definition of Matsuzaka beef is “a Japanese cow with black hair, female, has never been pregnant..” so far so good. I fulfill most of the requirements. These cows “drink beer and receive syochuu (Japanese whiskey) massage”. Hmmm.. maybe this is the key for becoming 4000yen per 100g. But I don’t like beer. I wonder fuzzy navel would do the trick as well..

I hate it when I notice that the toilet seat is wet after I sit on it. There really are high quality and low quality toilets. Any toilets that flush too hard or take too long to fill up the tank after each flush are not recommended. Also, I don’t understand those bathrooms that have mirrors on all four sides of each toilet room and/or the ceiling. I really don’t know where to look in such a toilet.

Is it true that if you fill up your lungs with water little by little and train them for years to absorb oxygen from the water, you can live under the water?