Stuffing myself with high cal food.

Lectures on caloric restriction and longevity have an adverse effect on my health.

Good days start with a sight of rock-climbing, or rather, brick-climbing sparrows outside the kitchen.

How powerful.

I always thought that if I ever decide to live with a non-human animal in my house, I would like to raise it from its baby days.

Hedgehog piglets changed my mind.

On multiple occasions, I have heard that a scissor skill correlates to one’s intelligence level. I wonder if a saran wrap skill also shows one’s intelligence.

I hope neither is true.

Ext – Ngu – sher…Hmm.

Without the object beside this vertically written sign, it would have taken me longer to see what it actually said.

I was once told that my noodle was too small.

For some reason, I felt a bit insulted by this statement. Although I later found out that the person meant “needle”, it took me a while to recover from that feeling.

My noodle is just fine. I think..

In my future queendom, consumption of asparagus will be enforced.

So easy to detect.

Mako insists that there’re frogs in the bedroom.

Oh bedroom frogs, please show your faces to me.

Friends are like ATMs.

Of course, just like ATMs, I put money in first.

I love my friends.

One nice thing about having a cold: salt tastes *absolutely* delicious.

cold

One morning, I woke up with a brilliant idea. Or so it seemed at the time.

If I have to sort peas from marbles, like one of those fairy tale characters, and if doves or little creatures are not available to help me out, I can stuff my mouth with the mixture and spit out what’s not food. My tongue’s quite good at distinguishing food from non-food.

I was sleepy…

one morning

I often have trouble learning people’s names the first time I meet them.

I do remember their voice, appearance, and behavioral patterns even after a short encounter.

It’s probably because I’m usually busy being judgmental when I first meet people.

the first impression

Making photo albums nibbles up my whole day.

It’s not because I work so hard on polishing the photos but because I look at the album for the rest of the day, feeling very proud of my work.

photo album

My cells have been having a rave party between 4-8PM every day for the last three days.

I am amazed by how much energy you have. But too much partying prompted your neighbor to call for ibuprolicemen.

I still love you all.

fever

She stepped back into the car.

Did she step backwards into the car or did she go back into the car. Or both?

Confusion

I feel hesitant when I want to have a smily face at the end of the sentence in parentheses.

(It looks like a double chin : ))

I was excited to see an article called “The fish lover”, thinking it was about someone who loves to learn about fish lives.

However. He was definitely not the kind of lover I’d like to have.

On the day when my April fools joke backfired at me, I promised myself that I would never do it again.

“Mr. Awww is 100 times better than Mr. Booo” usually means Mr. Awww > Mr. Booo.

If Mr. Booo’s evaluation presents a negative value, multiplying Mr. Booo by 100 would result in Mr. Awww < Mr. Booo....no?

I imagine seeing live and active crabs and clams after boiling them in pressure pan for hours.

In the same image, I see myself passing out on the floor.

Deep sea creatures are amazing.