Author: mika

If I were a candy-maker, I’d design diatom-shaped candies.

So cute.

Start writing an e-mail. Pound on the downward arrow key. The sentence I just typed doesn’t disappear. Pound on the arrow key as hard as I can.

Why why wh…wait.

I like to put on my to-do list things I’ve done already and cross them out. It doesn’t seem to work as well when I do it the other way around.

To blog about Todolist

I bet there’s a truffle oil contamination in beta mercaptoethanol factories.

My hair probably wouldn’t stand as well as others if I were a pineapple.

I’m worried.

Yes, it’s true. I like E flat. B flat seems cool in a similar way but the fact it’s right below C makes it less cool.

G flat is a punk and F# does almost everything right. If G# is Fyodor, A flat is Alexei.

1 part D flat and 1 part C sharp make a fine Kafka.

And D# and A# often confuse me.

Cross
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igloo?

Thought about naming my new fish Betta-decay for half a second.

Feeling pretty guilty.

Librarians and key makers have similar smells.

Meteor shower made me feel so nervous that I totally forgot about making wishes.

And despite my effort, I missed so many good ones…

Lady in the water.

If the nymph world is actually full of people like Story — vague and fragile — no wonder they have special powers. Otherwise, that world may not function so efficiently.

Every time I try to spell “meteor”, my left middle finger freezes for a few second, wonderig whether it’s really its turn.

Meteors meteors meteors!

Sorry, my left middle finger.

Whenever I hear about a baby-due date, my mind instantaneously backcalculates the zygote formation date.

I should probably stop this habit…

I heard someone suggesting a bar equivalent of 5 gallon Dr. Bronner’s.

That would definitely make a great bathtub buddy.

Eating gnocchi makes me feel like one of those unfortunate ants who ate Idaho Spuds mashed potatoes.

Anti-house mice strategies:

1. Mouse trap
2. Cat hair
3. Goliath bird-eating spiders

My cohabitant seems to think 3 is a good idea. I’m worried.

Things get clean faster when I do dishes without my glasses.

In fact, many of them look very clean even before washing them.

We have a room with a very strong will. No matter how hard I shut the door, the next time I see the room, the door is open. It had never done this before the room got stinky.

If I were that room, I would probably do the same. It is indeed unbearable.

My “there is no Santa” moment as a child was not with Santa Claus but with Winnie the Pooh.

My heart was shaken violently when I found out that Winnie the Pooh has a very low, middle age man voice.

Can’t stop reloading…help.