I love peeling boiled eggs. It’s like stripping something that has “the” perfect skin. Fun.

I had a wine at a bar last night. It had a really strong and dry taste and was quite different from my usual fuzzy navel drinks. I looked for sugar cubes but alas..couldn’t find them. I think they just ran out.

When people say somebody’s sleeping like a baby, it sounds really warm and sweet. I personally like seeing a person sleep like a fetus. It sounds gross but that sleeping position seems really adorable to me.

I sometimes think about the lives of erased/crossed out letters. I’m afraid that the other intact letters may bully them..

My E-colis love cherries.

When a person cries after hearing an ok/lame joke, I feel like that person has had a tough time lately.

I think keeping the “conventional” current (as in e- circuit) direction is one of the stupidest things in this current world. Every physics teacher began this topic lecture by saying “This is absolutely stupid and I know that” and blame it on the older generation but nobody has really insisted “Hey, it’s stupid, so let’s change it.” I think it’s like the children’s story “Emperor”.

I wonder how Mel Gibson will/would feel when/if he dies and meets the actual Scottish people who fought against England.

I worked out with a big guy yesterday. He was lifting 330 lb as I tried to lift 10 pounds.

I felt so sorry for his muscles.

Yumcax says:

Neko is the name of a cat in Secret of Mana..But this dude is no regular cat..Hes a cold blooded bastard..He sells you Everything..And beleive me..Everything at double its original price in towns..But however he is in more unusual places..Like inside a witches castle..So even though he can supply you when you need it..You have to pay more..So i dont like him..I think hes a shit head

Mika says:
great.

If I were to go fishing in the lake that pass by everyday, I know where to fish. It’s right by the middle of the bridge. I see dozens of birds around this one spot and sigh everyday, thinking about all the sashimi they must be enjoying..

I like looking really close at airplanes from their tummy side when they’re flying. It makes me feel proud for some reason and also feel like ticking them.

So, my bio teacher’s name is Mario. I really think the Super Mario’s Mario character was created, based on this guy’s features. He’s not chobby but is kinda short, kinda quick like a squirrel, has some mustache and doesn’t really blink much.
Anyways, today I noticed he was wearing a T-shirt that said “UCA CHEERLEADING”.

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The thought of this Italian Nintendo character being a cheerleader really distracted me from the class and that’s the only reason why I missed almost all questions on a quiz today.

Ahem.

I think I ovulated from my right ovary this month.

Yesterday was a once a year dating day for Altair and Vega. I’ve always thought that people are taking too much advantage of their happiness. I mean, sure they must be pretty happy but that doesn’t mean they have to read millions of wishes posted on bamboos. They’re busy doing something else!

Almost every time I get to the end of a page when I’m read a Japanese book, I feel that I HAVE TO memorize the last line in order to proceed to the next page. As a result, if I don’t remember even just one letter, I go back to the previous page. It’s really annoying and I wish I were a better memorizer..

Yesterday, I got a package from Japan. After I signed the recipient’s form, the postman held his hand out in front of me, saying “domo arigato” (thank you very much). I thought “oh.. how nice. He wants to shake hands with me.” So, I did but he then said “nonono, I just want my pen back!”

Ah..never ending embarrassing moments.

I opened a tea bottle that was in the box I sent from my school. It gave me this burp that just talked for all the bacteria that must have been living and making love and dying in my thick magic-bottle. Of course, I wasn’t too fascinated by the thought of such bacteria when I saw some two-month-old green tea leaves inside but nonetheless, I was impressed by the meaning of this burping for a while; at least until the extremely disturbing odor reached my lazy olfactory receptors..

I love Natto (fermented soy beans. Yum.). I can eat them for breakfast, lunch, snack, or dinner and I always enjoy the taste. The only time I did not enjoy the taste was when I threw up Natto. Stomach acid and Natto don’t go too well together..

I like bananas a lot but unless they’re peeled already, I usually don’t eat them. I always think about the baby flies sleeping happily in the skin, which makes me lose the appetite..