I spilled soy sauce on my carpet. I was stupid enough to try to bleach it and of course, not only the color of the carpet changed but also the stained spots got 10 times bigger than the original ones. Sooo, I’ve been trying to dye them back to their original color, which is a grayish greenish bluish color. I tried green tea first. They looked a bit darker and better but still pretty light. I thought for a second, “should I spill soy sauce again?” but I decided that that was a bad idea. I tried green tea powder too and that worked better than the tea. Then, I took a break and found those listerine strips. I like putting them on my lips first and watching them dissolve. I was thinking about the time when I (or I think Yumcax’s evil brothers actually made me do it) put about 10 of those on my lips and my lips looked blue like a raver kid. THEN. I realized that the dissolved blue color of listerine resembles A LOT like my carpet. So, I dissolved them in water and poured them onto the stain. After they dried, I thought: “you know.. the original stain looked the best.”

Right now, the stained spots look like a piece of art. If any of you have ideas of what I should pour on them next, let me know, and yep. I never learn a lesson.