It really bothers me when other people aren’t wearing watches when I want to know the time. Yesterday, on the way back to MI, I really needed to know what time it was. Feeling anti-social, I decided to look at other people’s watches. (It’s hard to look at strangers’ watch without letting them know. I feel like Mr. Beans when I do this.) Some might say that it’s a lot easier and less awkward if I just ask but no. That’s too much work for me. Anyways, people on the bus were either not wearing watches or wearing long-sleeve shirts and hiding their watches. How annoying.. Everyone, wear your watches, so that I…I mean, everyone else can see them.
Sounds reasonable.

(I don’t like wearing watches btw.)