I’ve glued my fingers together with a permanent glue before. I was in 3rd grade and I was trying to build a plastic model of house or something. The teacher told us to be especially careful with the glue and I knew at the very moment that I’d glue my finger on something. And I did. I glued the tips of my thumb and index finger together, so it made a circle like a “you did goood” circle. (I suppose it’d have been worse if all my fingers except for the middle one got glued onto my palm.) I was so scared that my fingers were never going to come apart but they did, thanks to extra warm water. Phew.
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I read down a bit about your nose troubles. I think the clear solution would have to be to wear one of those clown noses around all the time.
Last night I had a dream that I could save and load my life any any point I wanted to. I was so disappointed when I woke up… not as disappointed as the time when I woke up from the dream where Julia Stiles was actually the Terminator though.
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Oh Maalox.. that is such a terrible idea. I’d rather die from food poisoning than wearing a clown nose.
I save and load my life all the time. That’s why my life is so perfect.
Nah.
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> I read down a bit about your nose troubles. I think the clear solution would have to be to wear one of those clown noses around all the time.
Simply Brilliant.
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