I need a mouthpiece when I cut dried chili peppers.
It is unfortunate that my first encounter with a leprechaun was via a movie.
I need to start paying more attention to junk email.
Froze an egg before setting up a hypothesis and a protocol.
Now what?
No puppies? Fine. Baby nautili, please.
I’ve never succeeded in falling asleep by counting jumping sheep.
Of course, most of the time, I fall asleep even before I actually start counting.
Ocean water heals my leg skin.
My legs can’t sweat as well as my neck.
Never knew that fat rain and fireworks went well together.
When I first saw the English spelling of this famous composer, I thought;
What type of oven is Beethoven?
After BBQ, I got 2 knee caps on my left knee.
Impressive New England mosquitoes.
When an SD card fails to retrieve its memory, it seems much more frustrating than when the same phenomenon occurs in my mind.
And it occurs in my mind much more frequently.
I wouldn’t have thought to equally value cellphane and the smile on the Mona Lisa and hot tamale.
But makes sense now.
When the sky is hungry, what should I cook for it?
Aerial 101.
The great white sharks don’t look super bright.
Looks can be deceiving. Indeed.
I almost always try to plug a usb cable in with the wrong side up on my first try.
It seems strange that I can’t converse with Titanium arum.
I prefer not to talk about traffic light colors.
Warm winters have turned roaches into athletes.
Split ends of hair are a sign of matureness.
When this statement becomes false, one has reached adulthood.