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Unlocked but unstolen bike.

Thinking about parallel universes and thankking the bike god.

Would airplanes save fuel if passengers with could skydive in mid flight to reach destinations on the path to the last destination?

Three rocks; quiet toilet; victory.

The spirit of the yellow parrot is…green.

Wonder if castle owners actually enjoyed having that much space.

Entering a wet season. Must obtain a ground sloth for camping.

In search of amber-trapped mosquitoes.

The only thing I know about storks is not true.

Draining orzo in a colander can be a traumatic experience.

Closing announcement at libraries may be the most depressing thing that happens on a regular basis.

When I see an elk’s butt, I get the urge to pull up its “pants”.

This planet is a clever escape room.

Flip over some lawn and there may be a hidden clue.

Returning from a dental exam:

“Which one is 230?”

“Had no idea you are a shark.”

A possibility of thousands of ticks latching onto my legs was the least of my concern.

They are just thirsty, just like I was.

Do TOTO workers keep TOTO lists?

What makes sense is not necessarily what is right.

Walked out of my stall; saw a person waiting for my stall; saw ten other empty stalls around my stall.

Wonder what it was about my stall that made it special. Should have made another queue outside that stall to find out.

A drinking game: every time a paper says ‘least squares’, have a sip.

It doesn’t happen very often though.

I could be swallowed by an orca during takeoff on a seaplane. Or a humpback whale.

The cow slipped off from a mozzarella container into a river. And then, I became a superwoman.

The cow was fine.

Adding items to a TODO list after doing them makes my nostrils flare a bit.

Properly inflated nostrils.