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I bet there’s a truffle oil contamination in beta mercaptoethanol factories.

My hair probably wouldn’t stand as well as others if I were a pineapple.

I’m worried.

Yes, it’s true. I like E flat. B flat seems cool in a similar way but the fact it’s right below C makes it less cool.

G flat is a punk and F# does almost everything right. If G# is Fyodor, A flat is Alexei.

1 part D flat and 1 part C sharp make a fine Kafka.

And D# and A# often confuse me.

Cross
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igloo?

Thought about naming my new fish Betta-decay for half a second.

Feeling pretty guilty.

Librarians and key makers have similar smells.

Meteor shower made me feel so nervous that I totally forgot about making wishes.

And despite my effort, I missed so many good ones…

Lady in the water.

If the nymph world is actually full of people like Story — vague and fragile — no wonder they have special powers. Otherwise, that world may not function so efficiently.

Every time I try to spell “meteor”, my left middle finger freezes for a few second, wonderig whether it’s really its turn.

Meteors meteors meteors!

Sorry, my left middle finger.

Whenever I hear about a baby-due date, my mind instantaneously backcalculates the zygote formation date.

I should probably stop this habit…

I heard someone suggesting a bar equivalent of 5 gallon Dr. Bronner’s.

That would definitely make a great bathtub buddy.

Eating gnocchi makes me feel like one of those unfortunate ants who ate Idaho Spuds mashed potatoes.

Anti-house mice strategies:

1. Mouse trap
2. Cat hair
3. Goliath bird-eating spiders

My cohabitant seems to think 3 is a good idea. I’m worried.

Things get clean faster when I do dishes without my glasses.

In fact, many of them look very clean even before washing them.

We have a room with a very strong will. No matter how hard I shut the door, the next time I see the room, the door is open. It had never done this before the room got stinky.

If I were that room, I would probably do the same. It is indeed unbearable.

My “there is no Santa” moment as a child was not with Santa Claus but with Winnie the Pooh.

My heart was shaken violently when I found out that Winnie the Pooh has a very low, middle age man voice.

Can’t stop reloading…help.

A sight of small birds bathing in or drinking puddle water is peaceful. On the other hand, the thought of me doing the same makes me feel quite uneasy.

How can they stay healthy? Or am I simply wrong to assume that I will get ill if I drink out of puddles?

I react the same way to internet fasting as food fasting.

Somehow my brain has made a neural connection between irssi – cleaning keyboards.

Perhaps it is because my 4 is partially broken — the frequently visited channel. The sight of dust bunny colonies under the key prompts me to peel off other covers.

It becomes a problem when people start thinking I’m making ascii porn art.