sensui

I saw a bird dive into a lake. Twenty seconds later, an old man resurfaced out of nowhere.

A fairy tale moment?

kazoeru

Is baker’s thirteen fourteen?

sumotori

Would sumo wrestlers make good hockey goalies?

kumo no ue

So close to the sun and yet clothes never dry.

ichion

There is a train that keeps making the first note of the orchestra in Chopin Piano Concerto No. 1.

Please play the rest of the concerto. You are driving me crazy.

tokubetsu

I got a map of strange trees for a cemetery that listed none of the trees I categorized as strange — all the trees on the map appeared quite normal.

Ghosts are involved behind this mystery.

fuyukyougi

Suggestion for a new winter sport: Aerial + Ski jumping.

rekishi

Impression: The further we go back in history, the less funny and more serious individuals appear.

Except Ducreux.

tokitamago

How can I scramble eggs while they’re still inside intact shells?

Shaking didn’t do it. Ultrasound and vortex to be tested next.

yukinko

When I see snow halt in midair, my mind freezes for a second too.

And I get dizzy when it starts falling again.

morumotto

How to find all the hidden coins on the floor:

Release the beast = guinea pig.

kokyuu

It’s much easier to breathe while in water when my ears are also submerged.

So easy that I sometimes forget that I need air.

dousuru

Do or donut…there’s no try.

jikan

Time is the naked emperor.

This fable may have an ending that the naked emperor is actually not naked.

houki

One man’s broom is another guinea pig’s treat.

himawari

When sunflowers shed seeds, they shower all the seeds at once.

oku

Understanding boxing is like understanding Mozart.

murasaki

Eating frozen blueberries before wine tasting is not the best idea.

ankou

Goosefish eating penguins seems dystopian.

daiyohin

Could brass players use plunger heads as mutes for their instruments?

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