Somehow a person wearing only socks seems more naked than a person wearing no clothes.
Felt defeated when I noticed myself thinking that Socrates must have been a pretty obnoxious dude.
Would a hell be more stressful for firefighters?
As I delivered a lost phone to its owner, he said; “wow, the world is a better place than I thought.”
Then I thought; “wow, the world is a worse place than I thought.”
Zukes for cukes; sugar for flour; couscous for semolina flour.
To be continued.
If my nose smelled like saliva all the time, I would probably want to bark occasionally too.
Even the Constitution talks about how good things happen during good behavior.
And this applies even to adults.
Do turkeys have to win a beauty contest to be forgiven by the president?
Things not to wear when sleep-deprived: long-sleeve, stripy shirts.
Coffee only keeps me awake with its diuretic effect.
It is a mystery why this blog is subscribed in my rss reader.
A binary expression of odds ratio always makes me feel immature.
bad: a shocked batman face.
What to do if given a small glass full of colorful sugar:
Take a shot and find a cotton candy machine outside the restaurant.
Attaching a balloon to a head is a safer way to feel tall than wearing high heels.
Going from pairs of socks to multiplying balls always seems like a big leap.
Good thing it’s not the other way around.
Full of giant marshmallows. Guinea pigs’ heaven.
All’s well that ends well doesn’t end well.
A sequel demanded.
A field of sunflowers is similar to a herd of tigers.