I opened a tea bottle that was in the box I sent from my school. It gave me this burp that just talked for all the bacteria that must have been living and making love and dying in my thick magic-bottle. Of course, I wasn’t too fascinated by the thought of such bacteria when I saw some two-month-old green tea leaves inside but nonetheless, I was impressed by the meaning of this burping for a while; at least until the extremely disturbing odor reached my lazy olfactory receptors..