A couple nights ago, my roommate was about to kill Time (She had lots of work to do). She thought that if she killed Time, she’d have no deadline but I told her that these crazy teachers would find some way of setting up deadlines. For examples, they might say a research proposal is due after eating 10 meals. So, everyone would know who are the procrastinators by looking at how well nutritioned they are.

That reminds me one of the Harper’s index from last month: There was at least one college student who became scurvy from poor diet.