My African Music teacher can be super unreasonable. By now, we got used to it but at the beginning of the semester, all the students were very frustrated with him. THEN. One day, he said “oh by the way, you can eat anything during the class except for citruses. I’m very very allergic to them.” At that point, I could feel EVERYONE in the class grinning in their mind and thinking “hm.. maybe i should have a bite of an orange before I talk to him…”

I’m not allergic to anything. I’m invincible, so don’t even think about it.