I’m a professional tea pot burner. I’ve burnt at least 4 or 5 pots so far. I just can’t remember to turn it off and as I said before, I don’t have a good nose. By the time my nose senses this nauseating, burnt smell, all the water has evaporated and sometimes the bottom of the pan is burnt in the shape of the stove. I know. It’s really scary.
When I did that last time, I left the house for 2 hours (Luckly, my roommate noticed soon enough…) and when I got back, the whole house smelled like pot, as in Marijuana. I was like, “hey.. who’s been smoking pot in my apartment?” and then, I remembered about the pot, as in tea pot.
Why did my tea leaves smell like marijuana? I have no idea.. It’s suppposed to be guava tea leaves and tea doesn’t make me so happy. Maybe if I smoke it..

Anyways, I’ll just have to have somebody to make my tea. Any volunteers?