Category: diary

Pounding asparagus feels more brutal than pounding meat.

Hearing a dish described as “wet mushrooms” works as an instant appetite extinguisher.

May the power of words be with all dieters.

Past: Changes to the ski length standards would be as likely to happen as bullet train lines that go all the way around the world.

Now: Maybe my other wishes aren’t so unreasonable after all.

Conditioning exercises for kickboxing make me appreciate alligators’ strength.

Somehow a person wearing only socks seems more naked than a person wearing no clothes.

Felt defeated when I noticed myself thinking that Socrates must have been a pretty obnoxious dude.

Would a hell be more stressful for firefighters?

As I delivered a lost phone to its owner, he said; “wow, the world is a better place than I thought.”

Then I thought; “wow, the world is a worse place than I thought.”

Zukes for cukes; sugar for flour; couscous for semolina flour.

To be continued.

If my nose smelled like saliva all the time, I would probably want to bark occasionally too.

Even the Constitution talks about how good things happen during good behavior.

And this applies even to adults.

Do turkeys have to win a beauty contest to be forgiven by the president?

Things not to wear when sleep-deprived: long-sleeve, stripy shirts.

Coffee only keeps me awake with its diuretic effect.

It is a mystery why this blog is subscribed in my rss reader.

A binary expression of odds ratio always makes me feel immature.

bad: a shocked batman face.

What to do if given a small glass full of colorful sugar:

Take a shot and find a cotton candy machine outside the restaurant.

Attaching a balloon to a head is a safer way to feel tall than wearing high heels.

Going from pairs of socks to multiplying balls always seems like a big leap.