Category: diary

I always thought it was Sonata Antarctica.

Power metal penguins.

The hardest thing about April Fool’s Day is figuring out if one’s victim would be up for some pranks without reminding the person about tis special day.

Time to not confuse blue and green: when being checked as a driver by a police.

It’s hard to know how wrinkly one’s own hands are when compared to other people’s hands.

There may not be a hole in your logic but there are holes in the disposal.

Busted!

Of all my plant children, Venus Flytrap wins the finicky eater contest.

Begging them to close their mouths every day.

Eating the inside of grapes with a tiny spoon is surprisingly satisfying.

If I were 130 years old, I would troll as a legitimate statistical outlier.

My friend once said that real stories are always better than fake stories based on real stories.

Would bad movies always get better if they happen in reality?

True at least for Pumaman.

I clear a snorkel by drinking the water.

The desire to grow every avocado pit purchased prevents me from purchasing them for culinary reasons.

Home-made jungle.

Life is a collection of hobbies.

Ideally, for everyone.

Would there be a significant impact on the ecological system for taking energy from natural resources?

The anthy Kana-to-Kanji conversion often leads to a flash of spectacular insight.

So creative.

Certain sea critters, like moray eels, look unexpectedly really good with speech bubbles next to them.

Why did swimming at the bottom of the pool feel so familiar the first time I did it?

Because I’ve flown in my dream.

My dentist in Japan told me that all four of my wisdom teeth are still in the dormant state.

A few years later, my dentist in the states told me that all two of my wisdom teeth are still sleeping.

Thanks for partially removing my wisdom teeth without a fee or memory, Mr. Alien.

A Jedi and Darth Vader were asking a policeman for directions.

I guess that’s not included in their superpower package.