I want to put lots and lots of reflectors and lights on my bike, so that it looks like a moving carousel at night.

Someone found dismembered body parts scattered around Lake Biwa. Policemen say that they found evidence on the head part that the person was strangled and now starting to suspect that it is a murder case.

Wait…how else?

Saw an ad for a hospital:

“When it comes to heart transplants,
Practice makes it perfect.”

Hmmm…wonder if patients should go there or wait for a little bit.

Hrm. The textured dots on XOs represent heads. Hundreds of thousands of children’s heads.

I can almost see their smiles.

I bought a cream colored contact lens case. Regretted it when I got home as it was very difficult to differentiate the case from light colored surfaces; however, such a regret disappeared on the first night when I saw it glow in the dark.

Now all I need to do is to turn off the light to find my case.

Announcement:

Dragonflies may stay at my place for free this summer. The deal will even come with free food.

This offer extends to anyone who can happily munch on mosquitoes.

When I google “cheese wrapper”, there are quite a few posts saying that their pets ate the cheese wrappers and they’re wondering if that was ok. It makes me wonder if that was really the pets.

I bet at least one person has lied…

That mouse in the library is pretty smart, compared to the ones in the kitchen. It can resist the temptation of peanut butter.

The power of reading.

I somehow believe that all the spell checkers from a few years ago had develope rather than develop. It looks so incomplet.

Conspiracy!

WordPress upgrading becomes a fun activity when my paper deadlines are close.

The door to the bedroom sometimes becomes a door to a spring field:

As I open the door, dandelion clocks blow their seeds into the air. Bunnies are hiding quietly in the corners of my room. The pappus on the ground gently tickle my feet.

—
I need to clean my room.

I hope someday I can enjoy my laptop in the bathtub.

My confession of the day:

In the absence of its guardian, I unwrapped the morning glory from its pole. It looked so vulnerable that I quickly tried to wrap it back but alas — I could not put it back in its original position. It just did not look right.

Sorry..

Hedgehogability of hair is a very important factor in choosing a partner.

When I first learned about he-man, I thought his outfit and haircut were too silly for him to be a hero.

But then, I remembered about my brothers’, also masculine hero.

When I come to think of it, many of my childhood hero had unique tastes for fashion.

One time, a professor taught us an important concept: veal of ignorance.

That’s going to be my next film title.

Either my tongue is too big or my mouth is too small — whichever the truth may be, it becomes problematic when I pronounce welsh ll.

Which language is the hardest to speak when having a sore throat and a runny nose?*

*This is not a riddle.

Never spill forbidden rice in a mouse-infested house.

That is indeed forbidden.

229 is patient.