If I ever open my own photo studio, I want to take pictures of couples who want to get artsy naked pics of themselves. I don’t want to take pictures of them making out like snakes or squirrels. No porn porn pictures. I’m sure that more than half of the people reading this blog lost their interest at this point but think about it. Here I am standing as a professional photographer and uh…. two people started making out right in front of me in bright bright light, pretending to be be great porn stars… makes me feel like I have to leave them alone. So, no.
My mouth smell like an ocean.
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Mako, I don’t think Maalox and Yumcax are old enough to even know the work “porn”. Keep in mind that they’re minors..
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Hey sweetie…..Ive been 18 since this summer..You were even there for my birthday..But i’ll tell you..Now that im 18 and can finally look at it, ive decided that porn is really cool..Its loads of fun..ahem..But next time, look who youre calling a minor toots..even though maalox still is..so he still hasnt heard of porn.
Also..I like how you talk about making out and then bring up that your mouth smells like an ocean..Cause thats ALWAYS hot..I love it when my women smell like sea salt..
But my overall question that ive been trying to get to..Is how do snakes or squirrels make out..I can see that one has a forked tounge and can deepthroat rats like nobody’s buisness..And the other always has its mouth full of nuts..But that doesnt really translate (for me) into making out..Maybe its just me..
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What is this “porn” you speak of?
Gosh, this whole conversation is greek to me!
I’m going back to fingerpainting 🙁
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Also, I want that picture of penelope cruz. I can’t find it.
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Oh Yumcax.. I can’t believe that you are FINALLY old enough to watch porn! But you’ve got ways to go if you can’t undestand how squirrels and snakes make out..
And Maalox, never mind all our conversations. If you still wonder, porn is like a pacifier for adults, ok?
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