I think the trick to succeeding in burglary is to be really really really good looking (just like Ben Stiller in Zoolander). I feel like that’d make many people hesitate when they find the burglar if he/she is super beautiful and polite and confident whereas scrubby, not so clean burglars would just make them run to the telephone right away.
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mmm..I’m not sure if I would help but I may unintentionally take a moment to stare at a hot robber’s face..
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