So, my bio teacher’s name is Mario. I really think the Super Mario’s Mario character was created, based on this guy’s features. He’s not chobby but is kinda short, kinda quick like a squirrel, has some mustache and doesn’t really blink much.
Anyways, today I noticed he was wearing a T-shirt that said “UCA CHEERLEADING”.

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The thought of this Italian Nintendo character being a cheerleader really distracted me from the class and that’s the only reason why I missed almost all questions on a quiz today.

Ahem.