This year was a very *fruity* year for me.

Lots of apples.

Woke up at 4AM and thought about sloths. Could I train sloths to run?

I made a song:

You say it’s a rumor
I say it’s a trumor
And we all rumor
that it’s a trumor

/fin

I like photos of monkeys relaxing in hot springs, with snow on top of their heads. But then, I wonder what happens afterwards. I assume that they don’t bring towels to wipe off the water…wouldn’t they get cold from frozen water on the fur?

In an e-mail to my professor, I once claimed that I was a party time student. He was glad to hear that the school had those students.

Me too.

An idea for a challenging train station: An escalator that starts in the middle. Before that mid point, the steps are either motionless or belt conveyor-like.