If I were a candy-maker, I’d design diatom-shaped candies.

So cute.

Start writing an e-mail. Pound on the downward arrow key. The sentence I just typed doesn’t disappear. Pound on the arrow key as hard as I can.

Why why wh…wait.

I like to put on my to-do list things I’ve done already and cross them out. It doesn’t seem to work as well when I do it the other way around.

To blog about Todolist

I bet there’s a truffle oil contamination in beta mercaptoethanol factories.

My hair probably wouldn’t stand as well as others if I were a pineapple.

I’m worried.