I heard someone suggesting a bar equivalent of 5 gallon Dr. Bronner’s.

That would definitely make a great bathtub buddy.

Eating gnocchi makes me feel like one of those unfortunate ants who ate Idaho Spuds mashed potatoes.

Anti-house mice strategies:

1. Mouse trap
2. Cat hair
3. Goliath bird-eating spiders

My cohabitant seems to think 3 is a good idea. I’m worried.

Things get clean faster when I do dishes without my glasses.

In fact, many of them look very clean even before washing them.