I want to shoot a 2-hour film all upside down. I wonder if my brain would start inverting the images if I watch it in dark.

Just thinking about this makes me feel nauseated.

Anti-theft device idea: To invent a small light weight piece that can be attached to a laptop/whatever you need to protect. When you have to go to a bathroom in public space, you turn on this piece, so that it increases the gravitational force somehow, making it very difficult for theives to steal.

Yeah, somehow.

Since when have I stopped checking which animals I’m eating from an animal cracker bag?

Growing down.

Another request to the media lab.

I want buses that can shrink and expand, depending on the number of passengers on board. As they shrink and expand, the gas consumed should also decrease and increase.

Being a sole passenger on a bus feels creepy and guilty.

I never really thought about the liquid pond I often see around a toilet in a public bathroom. But once I started thinking about it, I can’t stop thinking about it.

How did they do it?

Cleaning my ears with Q-tips is like having chopsticks in my mouth.

Never walk around with them inside the body caves.

A double bond between two atoms makes them closer than a single bond and a triple bond closer than a double bond.

A double private msg connection between lovers makes them closer than a single connection and a triple connection closer than a double connection.

True or False.