For a second, I thought this is a good way to deceive myself to believe that I’m always young; moving the decimal point up every time my age gains another digit (ie I’m 2.4 years old now).

I don’t like this idea any more because I don’t think I like telling other people that I’m only 2 or 3 for decades.

Whenever I get DNA sequencing results, I feel like I’m opening up my report cards..

…he loves me..he loves me not…he loves me! Again!

I use cherry blossoms (simple ones) when I want to fortune-tell my romantic future; they always tell me ‘he shall love you’.

It occurred to me that my new home may be much smaller than my old house. It’s been a few days since I crawled around exploring this new place and now I feel like I’ve been going around in a small circle over and over.

Says the water snail in Betta-Max’s mansion.

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Wonder if/how a snail can notice about the size of his house…wonder if I should apply for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

I’m always amazed by how well people can communicate when they beep at other cars and people. Beeping is only one tone/car type yet people are so expressive!

I wonder if there is a way of placing alphabets on the numeral keys differently on cell phones to maximally prevent text messsaging errors.. and I wonder how hard it would be to solve that problem.

/me summons a mathematician.

A wrong response (in my opinion) to hearing your new friend’s name:

“Oh Mika! My neighbor has a dog whose name is Mika”

How am I supposed to repond to that?

What if there is a lion in an elevator that’s about to open front of me?

What if?

I have friends whose names/nicknames are confusing like maalox, mako, micah, and mika. When I see them all at the same time, I sometimes stop for a few seconds after saying ‘m’, waiting for tab completion. When I realize that I actually have to think and choose, it feels like too much work.

It’s sleazy outside.

For some reason, I always confuse ‘sleet’ and ‘sleaze’. Sleazy sounds more fitting for icy rain.

If I were to design a robot that can tell me any object’s chemicals compositions, the input method would be licking. A thing that can lick everything and not die. I wouldn’t put taste buds on its tongue though.