Be warned, my fellow vegetarians and pescatarians. Walnuts sold without their shells are actually dried insects or insect larva.

Trying to decrease my appetite for walnuts.

I find mammalian ear flapping to be very cute. The ears on batman are not exceptional — when I imagine them flapping with wind and movements, it makes me smile and want to pat his head.

I hope they aren’t made out of steel or anything hard.

Say *somebody* accidentally snorted a chilli pepper seed. Should the person snort milk as well?

That was totally stupid of me..

If I wake up to find my house completely dark because it’s covered by aluminium foil, I think I’d find it very depressing. Once I figure out that it is aluminium foil, I’d feel much better but till then, I’d probably panic quite a bit.

That’s what I thought when I saw a film cassett getting wrapped in aluminium foil.

I think I’m too young for you.

Or

I think you’re too old for me.

Which one is the correct answer? Which one would I want to hear?

When I giggle in public because the book I’m reading is funny, I feel superior to the people around me. I’m experiencing something fun at that time at that place that nobody else can have.

And I envy when I see someone with a book, laughing out loud right next to me. I wish I could steal that moment from the person.