When I yawn, I cry. Useful for wetting my dry contact lenses. Confusing for people around me.

Chopin is a cow and Rachmaninoff is a goat.

Chopin’s music is like cheese made with milk from a cow in a sense that the cheesemakers can express their own flavors quite strongly and
Rachmaninoff’s is like cheese made with milk from a goat in a sense that the strong goat flavor reminds devourers who truly contributed to the taste.

Chopin is a cow and Rachmaninoff is a goat. What an annoying entry it used to be.

I felt the stare by an automatic flush sensor on my buttocks and my cheeks got slightly warmer.

I’m not getting all my snail mail. Mako suggested that I need to talk to my mailbox.

I like that idea.

Plates should be made out of legos. That way, it’d be easy to fix when they break.

They might leak but that’s ok.

Once I read a child story where two hungry customers went to Restaurant of Many Orders, asked to leave their guns and coats outside and to put on some cream and vinegar — they thought this is a very polite restaurant that provides customers with lotion and perfume. At the end, there was a big cat waiting to eat these customers.

I think of this story when I make bread. I give yeast delicious food, places to live, and nice environment, so that I can use burn yeast to death later and enjoy the taste. What I do to yeast is pretty cruel.

Reading a long book without reading the synopsis/reviews first can make reading experience more exciting and adventurous – and sometimes disastrous too.

I hope the story I’m reading now – 3 volumes total – will get better soon…it’s depressing to find at the end that the book was horrible after all.

Even though harpsichords are much older than pianos, to me, harpsichords sound more modern than pianos. Harpsichords sound less real and pianos sound more natural to me but the harpsichord sound on a synthesizer can sound pretty ‘natural’ but the synthesizer piano usually sounds less real.

I’m biased probably.