The meatiest thing I eat as a vegetarian; beefsteak plant. In the fall, the plant hangs slices of beefsteak on its arms…put some cheese on and fry them.

Mmm..yummy…

There is a huge light switch (2m wide 4m high) somewhere in each building that requires 4-5 strong people to bring it up once it gets turned off.

That’s what I think of when I hear that big ‘thump’ sound and feel the small vibration of the building as the lights come back after a power outage,

It’s really none of my business but…

I often see very VERY neat people having handkerchiefs – I just learned how to spell this word for the first time! – that they use for blowing their noses. After they blow their noses, the handkerchiefs of course go back into their pockets. It’s really really none of my business but..I get worried about what is going to happen with those handkerchiefs. Are they going to be used to dry their hands before meals? Or to wipe their mouths after meals? OR to be washed with other clothes?

Using handkerchiefs are probably more ecological than kleenex but still…panties washed in rehydrated mucous…I’m worried.

I like how people tilt their heads to kiss their partners. It’s cute and warm.

It seems less romantic, however, when I remember that they do so in order to avoid a nose crash. That’s too realistic.

I wonder if people’d end their relationships if their significant others turn into animals like a leopard one morning – just the appearance. If they’re the same in every other way except the appearance, would they still break up? I don’t mean this to be a philosophical question or a metaphor but I’m just asking from a practical standpoint.

What if they become hippopotamus? Python? Would that be more of a problem? Where do people draw lines?

When I cut through a kiwi, I feel like there should be a big pit in the middle, like plums and avocados but instead, I can cut through very smoothly.

I guess that’s good but it’s weird.

I got some zits that are aligned in such a way that they make me look like I have mustouch – or even worse, a thin line of mustouch at the border between the mustouch and cheek regions that was accidentally left unshaven. I don’t just look like a manly girl. I look like an untidy manly girl.

Frown.

All the sculpted faces I’ve seen on theater wals have very stern expressions. Why can’t they be a bit more smily?