I really don’t like it when doves are in my way: I think it’s because we are both indecisive. We try to choose whichever ways the other is not moving to and end up moving into the same direction. As a result, pigeons always freak out and fly to every direction possible and I’m left on the ground, sneezing from all the feathers they leave…not my favorite situation.

Just in case you were wondering…doves = pigeons.