In Japan, we say “Itadakimasu” before we eat and “Gochisosama” (literally means great meal) after we eat. Also, when somebody treats you for dinner or something, you say “Gochisosama ni narimashita.” Sometimes, young people abbreviate Gochisosama to Gochi and say “Gochi ni narimashita.” Whenever I hear Goatse, it reminds me of Gochi and.. yeah. It’s gross.

Today’s blog is dedicated to Maalox.