heikanjikoku

Closing announcement at libraries may be the most depressing thing that happens on a regular basis.

herajika

When I see an elk’s butt, I get the urge to pull up its “pants”.

dasshutsu

This planet is a clever escape room.

Flip over some lawn and there may be a hidden clue.

sanju-ban

Returning from a dental exam:

“Which one is 230?”

“Had no idea you are a shark.”

dani

A possibility of thousands of ticks latching onto my legs was the least of my concern.

They are just thirsty, just like I was.

toto

Do TOTO workers keep TOTO lists?

risei

What makes sense is not necessarily what is right.

jyunbanmachi

Walked out of my stall; saw a person waiting for my stall; saw ten other empty stalls around my stall.

Wonder what it was about my stall that made it special. Should have made another queue outside that stall to find out.

saisyonijyosuiteihou

A drinking game: every time a paper says ‘least squares’, have a sip.

It doesn’t happen very often though.

shachi

I could be swallowed by an orca during takeoff on a seaplane. Or a humpback whale.

kawa

The cow slipped off from a mozzarella container into a river. And then, I became a superwoman.

The cow was fine.

yarukoto

Adding items to a TODO list after doing them makes my nostrils flare a bit.

Properly inflated nostrils.

yoga

There ought to be special yoga for recovering from dealing with customer service.

fuyumono

Today, Autumn decided to dust off its winter jacket.

shinka

If I want my descents in 100 million years to be mermaids, should I make a family rule to soak the bottom half of the body in water as much as possible?

ralirulero

Is it time to merge l and r here yet?

kindai bijutsu

Had I seen Hip Hip Hoorah! in 1949, I probably would have felt the same way as I feel about Yo.

toukei

WaldorF Salad at a Miracle of Statistics restaurant?

usagi to kame

Wonder if I can outrun a bunny.

Will test next time I experience a bunny stampede.

nomi

Looking up an image of a jigger took away my appetite for a cocktail.

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