iimachigae

Overheard in the kitchen: “C’mon guys…when I say rice, obviously, I mean noodles”

Obviously. Incoming pan mee with home-made rice…or.

kouin ya no gotoshi

First month ever to fly on a time machine.

sokonashi

Bottomless happiness seems more scary than being on the bottom?

otenki

I wish there was a fair weather flyer program.

kouchi

Thin air beats the 45 degree gaze strategy to climbing.

kaori

I smell ice cream!

(/me bikes by a lavender field)

iseebi

Is the lobster more difficult than 50 students?

Difficult question to answer.

It’s not the sharpness of the teeth that worries me; it’s the fact that triggerfish teeth look a lot like human teeth.

ushirome

Would the world be morally different if humans had eyes in the back of heads too?

danteiteki

Any opinion saying ‘X is bad’ without a conditional statement is bad and defeatable.

If that’s true.

gyakuri

bt

My reaction to Banach-Tarski paradox. Every time.

arinko

On days when a weather is unfavorable for outing, do ants get into more fights due to boredom?

heikousekai

Unlocked but unstolen bike.

Thinking about parallel universes and thankking the bike god.

tochuu gesha

Would airplanes save fuel if passengers with could skydive in mid flight to reach destinations on the path to the last destination?

ishikoro

Three rocks; quiet toilet; victory.

oumu no rei

The spirit of the yellow parrot is…green.

oshiro

Wonder if castle owners actually enjoyed having that much space.

chijyousei namakemono

Entering a wet season. Must obtain a ground sloth for camping.

In search of amber-trapped mosquitoes.

konotori

The only thing I know about storks is not true.

yochu

Draining orzo in a colander can be a traumatic experience.

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