Category: diary

Thankfully and unfortunately, adults fail to grow out of all of child characteristics.

Mostly a good thing.

Crows are smart; but they should be smarter.

Stage 1 for workaholic syndrome: feel the urge to compoot while at work.

When a character in a fictional story talks or thinks about moving, it makes me think about the logistics of their move and brings me back to reality.

while (i == sandwiched between two people completely misunderstanding each other &
being the only one who is noticing it) {politeness < - nap}

Gravitational constant is correlated with seasons, with its peak in late autumn and winter [do not look for citations].

#i:’!h39% feels ok in comparison to some#04renot, for example.

Sometimes I feel like I want to go home when I am home.

“you’re my natto” | “you’re my sauerkraut”

How could I lose? Love is incomprehensible.

Is it wrong to sigh at updates?

The honeymoon period is long gone.

Overheard in the kitchen: “C’mon guys…when I say rice, obviously, I mean noodles”

Obviously. Incoming pan mee with home-made rice…or.

First month ever to fly on a time machine.

Bottomless happiness seems more scary than being on the bottom?

I wish there was a fair weather flyer program.

Thin air beats the 45 degree gaze strategy to climbing.

I smell ice cream!

(/me bikes by a lavender field)

Is the lobster more difficult than 50 students?

Difficult question to answer.

It’s not the sharpness of the teeth that worries me; it’s the fact that triggerfish teeth look a lot like human teeth.

Would the world be morally different if humans had eyes in the back of heads too?

Any opinion saying ‘X is bad’ without a conditional statement is bad and defeatable.

If that’s true.