Author: mika

I need a mouthpiece when I cut dried chili peppers.

It is unfortunate that my first encounter with a leprechaun was via a movie.

I need to start paying more attention to junk email.

No puppies? Fine. Baby nautili, please.

I’ve never succeeded in falling asleep by counting jumping sheep.

Of course, most of the time, I fall asleep even before I actually start counting.

Ocean water heals my leg skin.

My legs can’t sweat as well as my neck.

When I first saw the English spelling of this famous composer, I thought;

What type of oven is Beethoven?

After BBQ, I got 2 knee caps on my left knee.

Impressive New England mosquitoes.

When an SD card fails to retrieve its memory, it seems much more frustrating than when the same phenomenon occurs in my mind.

And it occurs in my mind much more frequently.

I wouldn’t have thought to equally value cellphane and the smile on the Mona Lisa and hot tamale.

But makes sense now.

Aerial 101.

The great white sharks don’t look super bright.

Looks can be deceiving. Indeed.

I almost always try to plug a usb cable in with the wrong side up on my first try.

I prefer not to talk about traffic light colors.

Warm winters have turned roaches into athletes.