Gravitational constant is correlated with seasons, with its peak in late autumn and winter [do not look for citations].

#i:’!h39% feels ok in comparison to some#04renot, for example.

Sometimes I feel like I want to go home when I am home.

“you’re my natto” | “you’re my sauerkraut”

How could I lose? Love is incomprehensible.

Is it wrong to sigh at updates?

The honeymoon period is long gone.

Overheard in the kitchen: “C’mon guys…when I say rice, obviously, I mean noodles”

Obviously. Incoming pan mee with home-made rice…or.

First month ever to fly on a time machine.

Bottomless happiness seems more scary than being on the bottom?

I wish there was a fair weather flyer program.

Thin air beats the 45 degree gaze strategy to climbing.

I smell ice cream!

(/me bikes by a lavender field)

Is the lobster more difficult than 50 students?

Difficult question to answer.

It’s not the sharpness of the teeth that worries me; it’s the fact that triggerfish teeth look a lot like human teeth.

Would the world be morally different if humans had eyes in the back of heads too?

Any opinion saying ‘X is bad’ without a conditional statement is bad and defeatable.

If that’s true.

My reaction to Banach-Tarski paradox. Every time.

On days when a weather is unfavorable for outing, do ants get into more fights due to boredom?

Unlocked but unstolen bike.

Thinking about parallel universes and thankking the bike god.

Would airplanes save fuel if passengers with could skydive in mid flight to reach destinations on the path to the last destination?

Three rocks; quiet toilet; victory.