Every time I use an apricot flavor toothpaste, I think for a second that I forgot to wash my armpits.
Author: mika
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ippoutsuukou
A common solution to streets where only one car could pass through is to make it into a one-way street. I suggest we make a two-way bike only street.
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kurikaeshi
Questions not to ask in a course evaluation survey for “repeat” courses:
Would you recommend this course to other students? Would you take this course again?
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gengo
What’s it like to be the last native speaker alive?
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kaban
My strategy for choosing a backpack: highest number of clever pockets per dollar spent.
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kai
A dead bivalve foot massage on thin-sole shoes: highly recommended.
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furooke
I like reading in a bathtub. Buoyancy is not required.
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namiuchigiwa
I like wading.
But. Waves always come just when the sand settles down and I can almost see the creatures under water. It makes me feel like someone is intentionally causing waves at these intervals and I really wan to ask that person to stop.
So frustrating.
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hachi
Got ready for a couple bee stings.
Got bitten by mosquitoes.
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tsuba
I don’t think I should order Margarita at bars or restaurants in the future.
Ew, saliva?
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gozensama
While I usually prefer local stores, there is one thing I can’t get in these stores: the empty and desperate atmosphere of 24 hour big chain grocery stores at 3AM.
It’s like being in a grocery store in a zombi movie but without the zombis.
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tatakai
Being in a squash court makes me feel like a gladiator. A weak one.
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shibire
When my arms fall asleep in my sleep, it wakes me up.
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kaburimono
Why is it that people point to my helmet if I don’t take it off immediately after I finish biking? By the end of a bike trip, the helmet has partially become part of me and I’m sure that happens to everyone.
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satou
I wonder how much trouble my aversion towards sugar and whipped cream saved me from when I was a child.
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tansu
When my clothes are kept where they’re supposed to be, I often have a harder time finding them.
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chienowa
Ethical problems are like a disentanglement puzzle after one piece has come off. I often don’t know whether there is supposed to be a solution to take the remaining pieces apart as well.
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onnryou
My computer’s ability to control volumes in a non-predictive manner prevents me from exploring the web in class.
Thank you, Ubuntu.
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syouka
If my digestive tract were transparent, would I be more conscious about what I eat?
I would certainly not be able to sneat his green tea ice cream.
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me-ru
Dear my bike, Please stop popping the wheels.
Dear my rider, Please get me Armadillo.
Hey bike, Well, you’re not the one who has to bike.
Rider, I bike therefore I am.
…fine.