I saw a bird dive into a lake. Twenty seconds later, an old man resurfaced out of nowhere.

A fairy tale moment?

Is baker’s thirteen fourteen?

Would sumo wrestlers make good hockey goalies?

So close to the sun and yet clothes never dry.

There is a train that keeps making the first note of the orchestra in Chopin Piano Concerto No. 1.

Please play the rest of the concerto. You are driving me crazy.

I got a map of strange trees for a cemetery that listed none of the trees I categorized as strange — all the trees on the map appeared quite normal.

Ghosts are involved behind this mystery.

Suggestion for a new winter sport: Aerial + Ski jumping.

Impression: The further we go back in history, the less funny and more serious individuals appear.

Except Ducreux.

How can I scramble eggs while they’re still inside intact shells?

Shaking didn’t do it. Ultrasound and vortex to be tested next.

When I see snow halt in midair, my mind freezes for a second too.

And I get dizzy when it starts falling again.

How to find all the hidden coins on the floor:

Release the beast = guinea pig.

It’s much easier to breathe while in water when my ears are also submerged.

So easy that I sometimes forget that I need air.

Do or donut…there’s no try.

Time is the naked emperor.

This fable may have an ending that the naked emperor is actually not naked.

One man’s broom is another guinea pig’s treat.

When sunflowers shed seeds, they shower all the seeds at once.

Understanding boxing is like understanding Mozart.

Eating frozen blueberries before wine tasting is not the best idea.

Goosefish eating penguins seems dystopian.

Could brass players use plunger heads as mutes for their instruments?