When Cupid were to cause romance between two squids, more precision in aiming is required.

All three at once.

Is it really impossible to determine whether a liquid in a vodka container is a security threat without having the owner drink the whole thing on the spot?

My cargo bike is my donkey.

Brings me so much happiness.

When a little flying insect gets stuck between my eyes and glasses, we collaborate to make a panic tornado.

Differentiating noise from upstairs and downstairs shouldn’t be so hard.

Lister, I’m with you on your nose blowing method.

Wouldn’t it be nice if kidney beans could grow into kidneys when soaked in water.

If a human body were equipped with a rumination system, we’d have developed a pretty different culinary culture.

Escalators would not turn into slides but ski-lifts may turn into human sifters.

A cat dwelling in a public bathroom brings the experience to a whole new level.

Growing avocados. Starting fire.

Belief is all you need.

I have a few things in my pocket that kids would not keep. I have them because these items turned out to be useful a few times in my life. Then it occurred to me that older people keep things that younger people wouldn’t perhaps because they’ve had longer periods to encounter these rare occasions when humble items took center stage.

I’m parfait?

Past is sweeter than I thought.

Allerpet could cause an extinction of feline species.

So soft.

Pounding asparagus feels more brutal than pounding meat.

Hearing a dish described as “wet mushrooms” works as an instant appetite extinguisher.

May the power of words be with all dieters.

Past: Changes to the ski length standards would be as likely to happen as bullet train lines that go all the way around the world.

Now: Maybe my other wishes aren’t so unreasonable after all.

Conditioning exercises for kickboxing make me appreciate alligators’ strength.