Author: mika

  • edage

    Split ends of hair are a sign of matureness.

    When this statement becomes false, one has reached adulthood.

  • shioaji

    When life gives you a lemon, you are probably out of sugar too.

    Quinine and Campari, on the other hand, may be available.

  • kabutomushi

    The idea that some roaches resemble beetles has removed some of the uneasiness.

  • koyubi

    The use of a pinky on right ctrl marks a milestone for typing proficiency. The use of a tongue on a cell phone screen also marks a milestone for something.

    Something very important.

  • tsukumogami

    The current book ghost in our library needs more friends.

    Time to go shopping for one-hundred year old books.

  • kakato

    Heels of bread seem a little too descriptive while ears of bread sound a little too obscure.

  • kagi

    Once saw someone getting his “hidden” keys from underneath a rock.

    Felt too awkward to walk up to him and say “I know where you hide your keys” but maybe I should have?

  • yoroshii

    When people answer correctly to a “would you mind if…” question, it often causes confusion.

  • udedokei

    A new etiquette for watch wearers: always make your watch very visible.

    The bigger, the better.

  • jygaimo no me

    Wonder why solanine is such a popular subject in science for elementary school students in Japan.

  • shinpaisosei

    A hippo giving CPR to a gazelle is nerve wrecking.

    Hopefully, that was after he’d gone to fishy dental hygienists.

  • hatake

    The best food I’ve ever had was a freshly harvested tomato that I bought and ate on a farm in the middle of Tokyo. That old farmer’s tomatoes could make life problems disappear but alas, he and his magical fruit are long gone. And so, instead, the city had to build a district court there to solve everyone’s life problems.

    In search of magical tomatoes.

  • tamagoyaki

    Great white eggs –> Pictures of sandwiches.

    Not quite what I wanted to see.

  • kindai geijyutsu

    Pointing at an empty museum security’s chair, a child asks his mother, “is that art too?”

    Good question.

  • kyoudai

    When there are 3 siblings in fables, which sibling is most often described as the best of three?

  • shibafu

    The grass is always greener and drier in my imagination.

  • sokudo

    I wish there were information on streets with speed bumps on maps.

    Helpful for planning my bike ride.

  • mokkai

    “The next stations is…Lynn”

    The voice continued;

    “which is the next station.”

  • shakkuri

    IIt took me at least a quarter century to realize that not everyone asks for help frequently during hiccups.

    In fact, I didn’t know that I did for a long time.

  • kigi

    Balloons make me anti-environmentalists.