Month: June 2012

  • omoidasu

    When an SD card fails to retrieve its memory, it seems much more frustrating than when the same phenomenon occurs in my mind.

    And it occurs in my mind much more frequently.

  • saikou

    I wouldn’t have thought to equally value cellphane and the smile on the Mona Lisa and hot tamale.

    But makes sense now.

  • kaminari

    When the sky is hungry, what should I cook for it?

  • oozame

    The great white sharks don’t look super bright.

    Looks can be deceiving. Indeed.

  • ueshita

    I almost always try to plug a usb cable in with the wrong side up on my first try.

  • Shokudai ookonnnyaku

    It seems strange that I can’t converse with Titanium arum.

  • shingouki

    I prefer not to talk about traffic light colors.

  • dantou

    Warm winters have turned roaches into athletes.

  • edage

    Split ends of hair are a sign of matureness.

    When this statement becomes false, one has reached adulthood.

  • shioaji

    When life gives you a lemon, you are probably out of sugar too.

    Quinine and Campari, on the other hand, may be available.

  • kabutomushi

    The idea that some roaches resemble beetles has removed some of the uneasiness.

  • koyubi

    The use of a pinky on right ctrl marks a milestone for typing proficiency. The use of a tongue on a cell phone screen also marks a milestone for something.

    Something very important.

  • tsukumogami

    The current book ghost in our library needs more friends.

    Time to go shopping for one-hundred year old books.

  • kakato

    Heels of bread seem a little too descriptive while ears of bread sound a little too obscure.

  • kagi

    Once saw someone getting his “hidden” keys from underneath a rock.

    Felt too awkward to walk up to him and say “I know where you hide your keys” but maybe I should have?

  • yoroshii

    When people answer correctly to a “would you mind if…” question, it often causes confusion.