Month: May 2012

  • udedokei

    A new etiquette for watch wearers: always make your watch very visible.

    The bigger, the better.

  • jygaimo no me

    Wonder why solanine is such a popular subject in science for elementary school students in Japan.

  • shinpaisosei

    A hippo giving CPR to a gazelle is nerve wrecking.

    Hopefully, that was after he’d gone to fishy dental hygienists.

  • hatake

    The best food I’ve ever had was a freshly harvested tomato that I bought and ate on a farm in the middle of Tokyo. That old farmer’s tomatoes could make life problems disappear but alas, he and his magical fruit are long gone. And so, instead, the city had to build a district court there to solve everyone’s life problems.

    In search of magical tomatoes.

  • tamagoyaki

    Great white eggs –> Pictures of sandwiches.

    Not quite what I wanted to see.

  • kindai geijyutsu

    Pointing at an empty museum security’s chair, a child asks his mother, “is that art too?”

    Good question.

  • kyoudai

    When there are 3 siblings in fables, which sibling is most often described as the best of three?

  • shibafu

    The grass is always greener and drier in my imagination.

  • sokudo

    I wish there were information on streets with speed bumps on maps.

    Helpful for planning my bike ride.

  • mokkai

    “The next stations is…Lynn”

    The voice continued;

    “which is the next station.”

  • shakkuri

    IIt took me at least a quarter century to realize that not everyone asks for help frequently during hiccups.

    In fact, I didn’t know that I did for a long time.

  • kigi

    Balloons make me anti-environmentalists.

  • chonmage

    When I watch romantic scenes involving samurai, I have a hard time concentrating on the story.

    That hairdo is mesmerizing.

  • Tokyotokkyokyokakyoku

    It’d be a nightmare if Tokyo actually had a patent granting department.

    For a few reasons.

  • otamajyakushi

    Frogs seem perfect at the late-tadpole stage.

  • otearai

    I often think of good ideas in my bathroom but it’s rare that I remember those ideas after leaving the bathroom.

  • ninnniku

    Consume a large amount of garlic before going to sleep.

    Loud music in my head wakes me up the next morning.

  • koumori

    Every night, when I go to sleep, Batman greets me.

  • fukutsuu

    Looking at the spelling of stomachache makes the aching worse.

  • kocchi koso

    When Iceweasel tells me “Well, this is embarrassing”, I usually feel embarrassed.