Month: January 2012

Hearing a dish described as “wet mushrooms” works as an instant appetite extinguisher.

May the power of words be with all dieters.

Past: Changes to the ski length standards would be as likely to happen as bullet train lines that go all the way around the world.

Now: Maybe my other wishes aren’t so unreasonable after all.

Conditioning exercises for kickboxing make me appreciate alligators’ strength.

Somehow a person wearing only socks seems more naked than a person wearing no clothes.

Felt defeated when I noticed myself thinking that Socrates must have been a pretty obnoxious dude.