When I sent a text message with just one or two letters, I feel ripped off.

So wrong.

Can carnivorous plants spit out things they don’t like?

bvg is a signal for a replacement mouse cap.

My teeth started retracting at the sight of a dental office whose doctor’s name was sixty-six percent filled with Zs.

The more I eat, the better I appreciate the design of lychees.

Impeccable.