Given a choice, would a penguin rather be in an igloo or be outside? What if the igloo comes with a heater?

Every time I heard someone mention that there is no speed limit on autobahn, I saw a speed limit sign.

Confusion.

My newly discovered talent: walking into a toilet that is open but not vacant.

It shocks me more than the occupants every time.

One of the biggest achievements from last year was finding the light switch for the bathroom a year after moving into the house.

I hope to find the switch for the hallway light this year.