My pickup line: Hey you, do you wanna see my lipid profile?

It’s that good.

“I was sooo nice that I went all the way back to school to get your book and all you do is to make fun of my smoothie”

Question: What was in the smoothie?

Why does my computer think harder when I type in a wrong password?

For my squeaky bike, I’m told that I need a Rasputin.

Hypotheses foaming.

That’s what happens in my bathtub.