229 is patient.

When I see:

“[We] believe that we are awesome…”

I’m ok. However, when I see:

“[C]onstitutional rights here are being…”

I get [v]ery worried about that single letter, especially when I find them in [d]ocuments that should have no [t]ypos.

A stranger asked me if she could squeeze me. I thought, well, happy chocolate day. But then she said that she meant if she could squeeze in behind me.

Oh.

I believe that the cause of death for snow white was suffocation. A lot of people misunderstand that it was the poison that made snow white pale. Do people not remember the part about dwarfs and the prince giving Heimlich maneuver to snow white?

I do.