{"id":88,"date":"2002-11-11T14:28:45","date_gmt":"2002-11-11T14:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=88"},"modified":"2002-11-11T14:28:45","modified_gmt":"2002-11-11T14:28:45","slug":"syashinka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/syashinka\/","title":{"rendered":"syashinka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever open my own photo studio, I want to take pictures of couples who want to get artsy naked pics of themselves.  I don&#8217;t want to take pictures of them making out like snakes or squirrels.  No porn porn pictures.  I&#8217;m sure that more than half of the people reading this blog lost their interest at this point but think about it.  Here I am standing as a professional photographer and uh&#8230;. two people started making out right in front of me in bright bright light, pretending to be be great porn stars&#8230; makes me feel like I have to leave them alone.  So, no.  <\/p>\n<p>My mouth smell like an ocean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever open my own photo studio, I want to take pictures of couples who want to get artsy naked pics of themselves. I don&#8217;t want to take pictures of them making out like snakes or squirrels. No porn porn pictures. I&#8217;m sure that more than half of the people reading this blog lost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}