{"id":702,"date":"2007-05-27T01:41:42","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T05:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mika.yukidoke.org\/nikki\/?p=702"},"modified":"2007-05-27T01:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-27T05:48:00","slug":"men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/men\/","title":{"rendered":"men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was once told that my noodle was too small. <\/p>\n<p>For some reason, I felt a bit insulted by this statement. Although I later found out that the person meant &#8220;needle&#8221;, it took me a while to recover from that feeling.<\/p>\n<p>My noodle is just fine. I think..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was once told that my noodle was too small. For some reason, I felt a bit insulted by this statement. Although I later found out that the person meant &#8220;needle&#8221;, it took me a while to recover from that feeling. My noodle is just fine. I think..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}